Top list of things that should be uninvented

#30

People that litter. Evil or Very Mad

Do you think we could reverse the process of birth and do away with these rubbish throwers? Oh yeah, that's known as murder. Laughing

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darn laws always get in the way! Laughing

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Yeah, that's always the problem. Whenever you want to fix something, there is always some law that keeps you from it. Rolling Eyes

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#31

Those straw cowboy hats that come with 15 years of wear and tear already on them. We have always had strong evidence that people will buy - and wear - anything, now we have proof.

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-Survivorman in Costa Rica

#32

Those stupid jeans that are already worn in like those hats you're talking about. Mad

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#33
Computers

There, I said it. Razz

"But, but, but..............."

Just wait: let me explain.
Yes, email is a real handy way to stay in touch with your friends, among other
things, and I don't know how I would get along without it. And Word programs
with their ability to let you edit a document, insert a picture, etc., are way better
than typewriters. Spreadsheets are also great. And yes, the internet is an
incredible source of information and amusement. And digital photography has
many benefits over film.
But let's come up with a better way of accessing these things than a beige box
that we spend hours swearing at. Something that doesn't require a new operating
system every few years, new hardware to go with the new o.s., and endless
whichamicallits that all have to be compatible with everything else and often don't
work right even when they are supposedly compatible. I shouldn't have to be
Bill ?#$%&* Gates in order to be able to use my computer the way Micro ?#$%* soft
claims I can. I don't ever want to hear the word 'driver' again unless it's in a
discussion of auto racing.

There. That's all.
For now.

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"The monkeys are throwing stuff at me again."
-Survivorman in Costa Rica

here here!

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#34

Access roads that merge onto the highway. They don't even have exit or entrance ramps! So you're driving down the access road and see a stop sign so you stop. Then out of nowhere a car doing 60 flies in front of you! What?!! Mad

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#35

Annoying yippe teenagers out in the woods... Running cross country... As your trying to enjoy a peaceful relaxing hike... *Sharpens knife menaceingly....* Muwahahahaha

But really, its annoying as can be when your trying to hike and all of a sudden you hear "Oh my GOSHHHH did you hear about Becky and Tom" Seriosly, I don't give a flying ****, and I don't think anyone else out here does either...

/rant off

Sorry, just finally got out to the woods for the first time in what seems like forever just to be interupted by these annoying teens...

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^ Just an answer to your rant, Im totaly with ya on that one SK
A person wants to get away to get some " real peace " and you got some teens, people, that bring there crap outdoors, lol.
One reason i do not camp in camp grounds anymore. I go on the most hard to get to places. Thats where the mellow people go.

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	Drummer Dave wrote:
	^ Just an answer to your rant, Im totaly with ya on that one SK A person wants to get away to get some " real peace " and you got some teens, people, that bring there crap outdoors, lol. One reason i do not camp in camp grounds anymore. I go on the most hard to get to places. Thats where the mellow people go.

can i join the rant. Surprised

my friends don't know what the idea of camping is, they think camping is pitching a tent and getting drunk. Mad

That's the people who stay in the campgrounds.

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Yeah, I like to go hiking pretty remote. Cool

If there's already a trail there, then that usually means there are people there wearing it out. I like to just go exploring wherever I want. "Hey, I wonder what's over that hill?" I do keep it safe: I go with a buddy and tell somebody where I'm going, but I usually try to avoid the heavily trafficked areas.

I like campgrounds(the good ones, not the ones with all the drunks Wink

), but getting out there in the middle of nowhere with just your thoughts and the forest to accompany you is unlike anything else. Cool

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thats my ultimate goal is to go close to nowhere. but I agree sk.

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